Showing posts with label Catechisms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Catechisms. Show all posts

Saturday, July 7, 2007

Motu Non Gratis

There is much confusion over the latest "motu propio" that I fear the Truly Faithful may be mislead by the deceits of Apostate Rome. The following catechism shall instruct the Truly Faithful so they do not have to read the accursed document themselves. It also may be instructive for the media to read (since I have been receiving many inquiries from them).

Q) Why was the Motu Proprio released?

A) The Motu Proprio was released in conspiracy with the Freemasons and the Communists in order to fool the Truly Traditional into uniting with Rome and embrace heretical post-Vatican II doctrines.

Q) Does the Motu Proprio allow for more widespread use of the Traditional Latin Mass?

A) Only as an "extraordinary expression", and by this Ratzinger (the so-called Pope Benedict) is not complementing its heavenly nature. Instead, he places the Mass of the Saints as second to the blasphemous Novus Ordo. Anything short of the complete rejection of the Novus Ordo shall not be acceptable to us.

Q) When may be the Traditional Latin Mass be said?

A) The Traditional Latin Mass is ONLY allowed to be said once on Sundays and Holy Days, and ONLY in private or ONLY if there is some demand from the laity. In other words I cannot hijack a Novus Ordo parish and impose the Latin Mass upon them all! How dare the Pope restrict us so!

Q) How does the Novus Ordo differ from the Traditional Latin Mass?

A) The Novus Ordo involves facing the congregation, speaking in the barbaric vernacular, mandatory bad music, "priestesses", and felt banners. The following photos show the difference:




























Q) What conditions remain for the SSLI to unite with Rome?

A) The SSLI and Rome have diverged so much that are are really two different religions at this point. Not only must the Novus Ordo be abolished, it must be admitted to be a heretical rite, and Vatican II a heretical Council. Pope Hilarius must be recognized as an antipope. Also the dogma that everyone except Catholics go to hell must be enforced. The SSLI and its orders must receive full recognition, as well as my rightful claim to be Bishop of Knoxville. They must release the REAL third secret of Fatima. And the Vatican must pay for my lawsuit with the Church of Scientology for inadvertently destroying their Knoxville headquarters. Should all these grievances be met, we shall at that time present a further list of grievances, and so on and so forth.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Electing Bishops: A Catechism

I have received several inquiries regarding the current sede vacante situation here in Knoxville and the impending election. I have therefore taken the liberty of writing a short catechism in order to address these questions.

Q) What does "sede vacante" mean?

A) "Sede vacante" is latin meaning "vacant seat". Here it does not refer to a literal seat but to the position or "See" of a Bishop. The See in question here is that of the Diocese of Knoxville.

Q) Is not a bishop appointed by the Pope?

A) Under normal circumstances, yes. However Pope Benedict has succumbed to the evils of Vatican II. This heresy makes the Pope incapable of choosing an approprite bishop for the Diocese of Knoxville. THE GATES OF HELL SHALL NOT PREVAIL AGAINST THE CHURCH! A Bishop must exist in order to continue the True Tradition of the Church unto the End of Time. This presents an extraordinary situation in which Bishops may be elected. Therefore it is the DUTY of all Truly Traditional Catholics to continue the Sacred Mission of the Church by electing moi, Fr. Chadwick LeJanvier, your Bishop.

Q) Who may elect a Bishop?

A) Any Truly Traditional Catholic may vote for Bishop. Votes cast by the heretics are INVALID!

Q) Who is a Truly Traditional Catholic?

A) Truly Traditional Catholics are those who reject Modernism in all its forms and fulfill their Sunday Obligation at a SSLI Chapel.

Q) How may one become a Truly Traditional Catholic?

A) Anyone may join a Truly Traditional Church by submitting to ALL the teachings of the Truly Traditional Church and by repenting with sackcloth and ashes. One may then show his baptismal certificate to the nearest SSLI Chapel to join (assuming of course one can meet the mandatory 90% tithe).

Q) Are you even a validly ordained Priest?

A) I was ordained on the same boat Fr. Plarvik was. This was in order to escape the persecutions of the Conciliar dioceses who refused to obey the WILL OF GOD by performing my ordination. So if you must question my ordination, you must also question Fr. Plarvik's.