Saturday, July 7, 2007

Motu Non Gratis

There is much confusion over the latest "motu propio" that I fear the Truly Faithful may be mislead by the deceits of Apostate Rome. The following catechism shall instruct the Truly Faithful so they do not have to read the accursed document themselves. It also may be instructive for the media to read (since I have been receiving many inquiries from them).

Q) Why was the Motu Proprio released?

A) The Motu Proprio was released in conspiracy with the Freemasons and the Communists in order to fool the Truly Traditional into uniting with Rome and embrace heretical post-Vatican II doctrines.

Q) Does the Motu Proprio allow for more widespread use of the Traditional Latin Mass?

A) Only as an "extraordinary expression", and by this Ratzinger (the so-called Pope Benedict) is not complementing its heavenly nature. Instead, he places the Mass of the Saints as second to the blasphemous Novus Ordo. Anything short of the complete rejection of the Novus Ordo shall not be acceptable to us.

Q) When may be the Traditional Latin Mass be said?

A) The Traditional Latin Mass is ONLY allowed to be said once on Sundays and Holy Days, and ONLY in private or ONLY if there is some demand from the laity. In other words I cannot hijack a Novus Ordo parish and impose the Latin Mass upon them all! How dare the Pope restrict us so!

Q) How does the Novus Ordo differ from the Traditional Latin Mass?

A) The Novus Ordo involves facing the congregation, speaking in the barbaric vernacular, mandatory bad music, "priestesses", and felt banners. The following photos show the difference:

Q) What conditions remain for the SSLI to unite with Rome?

A) The SSLI and Rome have diverged so much that are are really two different religions at this point. Not only must the Novus Ordo be abolished, it must be admitted to be a heretical rite, and Vatican II a heretical Council. Pope Hilarius must be recognized as an antipope. Also the dogma that everyone except Catholics go to hell must be enforced. The SSLI and its orders must receive full recognition, as well as my rightful claim to be Bishop of Knoxville. They must release the REAL third secret of Fatima. And the Vatican must pay for my lawsuit with the Church of Scientology for inadvertently destroying their Knoxville headquarters. Should all these grievances be met, we shall at that time present a further list of grievances, and so on and so forth.


Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC said...

Fr. LeJanvier

Thou are forgetting some other grievances (I'm sure its only because thou art so incensed and furious over this news)

1) The excommunication of the glorious and Truthy founder of the SSLI MUST BE LIFTED-- AND, quid pro quo, the entire staff of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith (filthy Modernists all!) excommunicated and exiled to Elba.

2) Reconvene the trial of Pope Formosus--we weren't finished with him yet!

3) Turn over to the SSLI all Jesuits, SVDs, and Vincentians for 'psychological reprogramming' at the hands of former KGB operatives

4) Publicly execute Sr. Joan Chittister and Charles Curran via hanging,drawing, and quartering

5) Blot from all documents and historical records any mention of Vatican 2. It never happened!! So let it be written, so let it be done!

6) In retribution for Italy forcing the Vatican into tiny Vatican City, the pope must proclaim that all of Italy, France, Germany, and the good part of Belgium are now part of the Papal States.

7) After point 6 above is implemented, setup a tribunal to identify and execute Modernists hiding within the boundaries of the Papal States

Of course, these are just the beginning of a long list, but these are the points that need to be addressed promptly.

Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC

radtradchad said...

You have a point, Sir Knight. I shall amend the catechism accordingly.

-Fr. Chadwick LeJanvier, SSLI

Terrence Berres said...

"4) Publicly execute Sr. Joan Chittister and Charles Curran via hanging, drawing, and quartering"

Rather than publicly, might this not fill the need for a Catholic alternative to religious-themed dinner theater in Pigeon Forge?

Hidden One said...

Is it jsut me, or did you forget to eexplicitly demand the reinstatement of the Inquisition?

Christina said...

Is there a difference between the two pictures? As far as I can tell the priest has his back to the congregation in both pictures.

radtradchad said...

It appears to be the choir and certain laity invited into the sanctuary. I do not follow Novus Ordo rituals too closely.

-Fr. Chadwick LeJanvier, SSLI