Well, today has been a busy day around the rectory. Fr. Heidrich is busy baking his penitential brownies. I picked up my good ferraiolo from the dry cleaners. The Borgias dropped off the doubles from their latest child's Baptism (little Cesare).
I also received some instructions from the Spirit of Vatican II picnic coordinators. NO WEAPONS OF ANY KIND SHALL BE ALLOWED ON THE PICNIC GROUNDS. That includes guns, knives, bombs, grenades, spears, pikes, maces, arrows, poisons, lances, holy water, or catechisms. I am particularly disappointed in the last one, as I had planned to bring about 200,000 copies of tracts on the errors of the Conciliar Church illustrated by Jack Chick.
I apologize to Vincenzo, Lorenzo, Alessandro, Francesco, and Sir Rev. Feeney for the inconvenience. I tried to defend your Second Amendment Rights, but the SOV2 folks just would not concede.