Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Nota bene: the image below may offend SSLI members and benefactors!
Bishop Williamson's interweblog article may be found here. He has accordingly been added to the list of those who proclaim the truthiness of the Truly True Church.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
I attend the One, True Mass: a Traditional Latin Mass celebrated by the Society of Saint Leo I.
2. If you attend the TLM, how far do you drive to get there?
I live in the rectory immediately next to the church, so I walk. I don't even own a car, being made by the apostate scientists of the Modernist Age.
3. If you had to apply a Catholic label to yourself, what would it be?
A member of the One, Truly True Faith: the Society of Saint Leo I.
4. Are you a comment junkie?
That would be a grave sin of vanity. However, comments are very much welcome and appreciated.
5. Do you go back to read the comments on the blogs you’ve commented on?
Certainly. One wants to see the responses to one's messages, no?
6. Have you ever left an anonymous comment on another blog?
Moi? Certainly not!
7. Which blogroll would you most like to be on?
Though perhaps not traditional enough, I would be honored to appear on Archbishop Fellay's interweb links.
8. Which blog is the first one you check?
My nemesis, the interweblog of SOV2, but only to learn of what dastardly deed they are planning next that I may thwart it.
9. Have you met any other bloggers in person?
Only those who were at the Ecumenical Picnic last summer.
10. What are you reading?
Cornelius Otto Jansen, Augustinius
Bonus Question! Has your site been banned by Spirit of Vatican II?
This is true.
If it has, who do you think Father Tim really is?
I have known Fr. Plarvik for many years an I am not so sure he knows who he is himself.
Furthermore, Twisted Valley, the interwebsite that has tagged me with this même, has been deemed not traditional enough and is thus EXCOMMUNICATED from Truly True Church.
Saturday, October 6, 2007
I asked George, who knows much more about the workings of the interweb than I, being familiar with the complex tubular system that comprises the organ which is similar to the interweb, and he had only one explanation: demons.
Yea, the very APE OF GOD is as we speak trying to destroy Christ's very own TRULY TRUE CHURCH with his LIES AND DECEITS! He has come so much as to the gate. Yet never may he prevail against our TRUTHINESS!
Therefore in light of this, Secrets of SOV2 has been banned, excommunicated, anathemized, and given a complete exorcism. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES MAY ANYONE VISIT SECRETS OF SOV2 LEST HE LOSE HIS IMMORTAL SOUL TO THE DEVIL!
Friday, October 5, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
This Motu business has been causing even more trouble for us. Just yesterday some Neo-Caths wandered into our Sacred Tent/Construction Site, apparently attracted by our choir's magnificent performance of the Gloria. Unfortunately, the rabble-rousers caused quite a ruckus at coffee hour in the future Social Hall (currently located in the deep pit behind the Tent). They were terribly upset for they had mistaken us for the "indult mass" and insisted on going to a heretical Modernist "Mass" since ours "didn't fulfill Sunday Obligation". I also got quite irate as they insisted that the Pope was Catholic. Fortunately Lucrezia--bless her 90-year-old heart--can outrant even the most impudent self-righteous Neo-Cath and they soon fled from our Holy Place.
Thursday, August 9, 2007
Following that, I went on a pilgrimage to Our Lady of the Roses Shrine in Bayside, NY. Quite a relaxing place, and I learned so much about the impending apocalypse.
Upon returning to Knoxville, I heard of a meeting of the heretical Knights of Columbus over in Nashiville. So Fr. Heidrich, George, and myself went with the Borgias in their SUV (I should remind you, Vincenzo, that you shouldn't be driving without a license plate). When we arrived, we saw Sir Feeney was already there proslytizing the heathens. Together we passed out flyers I had printed entitled "8,792 Heresies of the Concicular Church." At one point, one of these knights offended Sir Feeney's honor, and was challenged to a duel. Do not let your defeat bother you, Sir Feeney, your opponent was much your elder and thus more experienced.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Since our destruction of a city block downtown and subsequent celebration of the Eucharist in a tent on the construction site, curiosity in the SSLI has grown considerably. However, this has also attracted certain "undesirables". These persons do not come dressed in appropriate attire to stand before Our Lord. Anything short of a SUIT AND TIE for men and a MANTILLA AND DRESS for women is UNACCEPTABLE ATTIRE. Being an on-call nurse practitioner or being poor and homeless are NOT ACCEPTABLE EXCUSES. I will not tolerate our Chapel becoming a Novus Ordo circus.
Friday Bingo Night will now also include roulette and a craps table thanks to the generous help of the Borgia family. Proceeds will of course go towards the Renovation Fund (after a percentage asked to cover Vincenzo's operating expenses).
As some may have heard, certain charges against our own Sir Feeney have been levied. Having investigated the charges myself, I have confirmed that he is indeed an escaped mental patient but more importantly has received valid Orders. I therefore see no problem in keeping the Holy Knights of the Truly Traditional Church as an Order of the SSLI. A reminder that we only offer spiritual support and have no administrative ties to the organization (and thus we know nothing of Mr. Fawcett's disappearance).
Finally, St. Benedict medals are available in the vestibule (currently the large hole before you reach the tent) for a small fee of $2.99 for aid in the protection against evil, which the presence of witchcraft in our fair city has wrought upon us all.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
The document reads: "It is possible, according to Catholic doctrine, to affirm correctly that the Church of Christ is present and operative in the churches and ecclesial Communities not yet fully in communion with the Catholic Church, on account of the elements of sanctification and truth that are present in them." "It follows that these separated churches and Communities, though we believe they suffer from defects, are deprived neither of significance nor importance in the mystery of salvation. In fact the Spirit of Christ has not refrained from using them as instruments of salvation, whose value derives from that fullness of grace and of truth which has been entrusted to the Catholic Church"
THE HORROR! Whatever happened to "Outside the Church NO Salvation"? No, we shall not bow to such BLATANT ECUMENISM! The Truthiness shall prevail!
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Saturday, July 7, 2007
Q) Why was the Motu Proprio released?
A) The Motu Proprio was released in conspiracy with the Freemasons and the Communists in order to fool the Truly Traditional into uniting with Rome and embrace heretical post-Vatican II doctrines.
Q) When may be the Traditional Latin Mass be said?
A) The Traditional Latin Mass is ONLY allowed to be said once on Sundays and Holy Days, and ONLY in private or ONLY if there is some demand from the laity. In other words I cannot hijack a Novus Ordo parish and impose the Latin Mass upon them all! How dare the Pope restrict us so!
Q) How does the Novus Ordo differ from the Traditional Latin Mass?
A) The Novus Ordo involves facing the congregation, speaking in the barbaric vernacular, mandatory bad music, "priestesses", and felt banners. The following photos show the difference:
Q) What conditions remain for the SSLI to unite with Rome?
A) The SSLI and Rome have diverged so much that are are really two different religions at this point. Not only must the Novus Ordo be abolished, it must be admitted to be a heretical rite, and Vatican II a heretical Council. Pope Hilarius must be recognized as an antipope. Also the dogma that everyone except Catholics go to hell must be enforced. The SSLI and its orders must receive full recognition, as well as my rightful claim to be Bishop of Knoxville. They must release the REAL third secret of Fatima. And the Vatican must pay for my lawsuit with the Church of Scientology for inadvertently destroying their Knoxville headquarters. Should all these grievances be met, we shall at that time present a further list of grievances, and so on and so forth.
Friday, July 6, 2007
Some had asked to personally help with the demolition of the old chapel. However, it was ultimately our decision that a really really big explosion was most appropriate for the job.
As for the buildings adjacent to the former chapel... consider it eminent domain.
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Wherefore in the name of God the All-powerful, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, of the Blessed Peter, Prince of the Apostles, and of all the saints, in virtue of the power which has been given us in binding and loosing in Heaven and on earth, we deprive them and all their accomplices and all their abettors of the Communion of the Body and Blood of Our Lord, we separate them from the society of all Christians, we exclude them from the bosom of our Holy Mother the Church in Heaven and on earth, we declare them excommunicated and anathemized and we judge them condemned to eternal fire with Satan and all his angels and all the reprobate, so long as they will not burst the fetters of the demon, do penance and satisfy the Church; we deliver them to Satan to mortify their bodies, that their souls may be saved on the day of judgement.
But do not fret, Truly Traditional! There is a new order of vocations whose mission is to spread the Truthy Truth to all nations and to slay the apostates in its wake! The Holy Knights of The Truly True Church! I encourage everyone who has a son who feels called to the priesthood (or even if they don't!) to consider talking with the vocations director, Sir Rev. Feeney.
Monday, July 2, 2007
I also received some instructions from the Spirit of Vatican II picnic coordinators. NO WEAPONS OF ANY KIND SHALL BE ALLOWED ON THE PICNIC GROUNDS. That includes guns, knives, bombs, grenades, spears, pikes, maces, arrows, poisons, lances, holy water, or catechisms. I am particularly disappointed in the last one, as I had planned to bring about 200,000 copies of tracts on the errors of the Conciliar Church illustrated by Jack Chick.
I apologize to Vincenzo, Lorenzo, Alessandro, Francesco, and Sir Rev. Feeney for the inconvenience. I tried to defend your Second Amendment Rights, but the SOV2 folks just would not concede.
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Friday, June 29, 2007
Mingle2 - Online Dating
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Also, I forgot to mention in the bulletin the Free Triddy bears are currently available in the vestibule (no, the bears themselves are NOT free).
Monday, June 25, 2007
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Fr. Chad made me an inkiziter i think that's what he called it so I need to add some websites. I didn't want to take the job because it takes me away from my organ (Fr. Chad you really shouldn't have disassembled it the way you did you broke several trackers and i had to replace some of the flue pipes) but I always obey Fr. Chad so I accepted the job so here are those websites he told me to add. I'm not so poetic with ex-communicating people like Fr. Chad and Fr. Michael are but here is the list of websites he told me to add:
We will be holding a bake sale during SOV2's "celebration." Every person will be given a QUOTA of 1200 brownies which must be sold at $5.00 a piece. If one does not sell all their brownies, they MUST purchase the remaining baked goods themselves.
I am REQUIRING all faithful Catholics to attend. I might have difficulty convincing Fr. Heidrich that picnics are not intrinsically evil (though there are plenty of occasions of sin at such festivities and I ask everyone to have custody of the eyes, ESPECIALLY around the labyrinth/main building area)
Meanwhile I have been given an offer by a nice, pious Italian family who may be able to help us in our renovation.
Friday, June 22, 2007
Meanwhile Agent Smith showed me some of the high resolution photographs he has taken of what an SOV2 liturgy is like. It is so horrid I cannot post the details for it is dangerous for the weak of faith (or faint of heart!). Besides, he said they were classified.
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
In order to deal with the increasing number of heresy sightings, I have installed a new position of Inquisitor Generalis here at the Chapel. Due to our current staff shortage, George the Organist will have to take on this position as well. I have installed the above Mouth in which one can deposit anonymously reports of heresy and derision. I had to spend the renovation funds to have it installed, I'm afraid.
Accusations may also be mailed to:
c/o St. Leo the Great Chapel
1962 Main St. N.
Knoxville, TN 37929
Or they may be left in the comments box of this post.
Pray that our endeavor would be pleasing to Tomas de Torquemada, of good memory.
The following we condemn with bell, book and candle:
- Digihairshirt- Appropriate name, but inappropriate love for Novus Ordo
- Roving Medievalist- Loves all things Medieval, then insists on the silly notion we all obey the Pope! For shame!
- Everything You Knew is Wrong- Supports "Indult Masses"
- WardWideWeb- Critic of the Truly Traditional; thinks our pious Chapel is "crazy" for some strange reason.
- Institute of Christ the King- "Order" of Indult-celebrating Priests
- Canons Regular of St. John Cantius- more Novus Ordo and Indult Priests
Monday, June 18, 2007
I am happy to give all Faithful Catholics a preview of our renovation plans for St. Leo the Great Chapel. I realize it may not be ornate enough for everyone's tastes, but hopefully our humble chapel may be capable of giving glory to Almighty God, nonetheless.
Also, everyone please be on your best behavior, as a special guest from Washington, DC will be staying with us.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Today's collection was the best ever! After issuing the mandatory tithe, we have raised a total of $93.81 for much needed renovations for our chapel.
Earlier today I passed by that ugly Spirit of Vatican II on Dry Gap Pike and saw it surrounded by strange hooded men with AKs. They looked like Infidels to me. One of them was the man who sold me that deplorable weapon of the evil Communists. As it turns out, that treachorous man was none other than one Dr. al-Fakkir, recently appointed head of "Ecumenical Outreach" over at SOV2! I should of known Fr. Plarvik was behind this plot to destroy the faith of the Truly Traditional!
Q) What does "sede vacante" mean?
A) "Sede vacante" is latin meaning "vacant seat". Here it does not refer to a literal seat but to the position or "See" of a Bishop. The See in question here is that of the Diocese of Knoxville.
Q) Is not a bishop appointed by the Pope?
A) Under normal circumstances, yes. However Pope Benedict has succumbed to the evils of Vatican II. This heresy makes the Pope incapable of choosing an approprite bishop for the Diocese of Knoxville. THE GATES OF HELL SHALL NOT PREVAIL AGAINST THE CHURCH! A Bishop must exist in order to continue the True Tradition of the Church unto the End of Time. This presents an extraordinary situation in which Bishops may be elected. Therefore it is the DUTY of all Truly Traditional Catholics to continue the Sacred Mission of the Church by electing moi, Fr. Chadwick LeJanvier, your Bishop.
Q) Who may elect a Bishop?
A) Any Truly Traditional Catholic may vote for Bishop. Votes cast by the heretics are INVALID!
Q) Who is a Truly Traditional Catholic?
A) Truly Traditional Catholics are those who reject Modernism in all its forms and fulfill their Sunday Obligation at a SSLI Chapel.
Q) How may one become a Truly Traditional Catholic?
A) Anyone may join a Truly Traditional Church by submitting to ALL the teachings of the Truly Traditional Church and by repenting with sackcloth and ashes. One may then show his baptismal certificate to the nearest SSLI Chapel to join (assuming of course one can meet the mandatory 90% tithe).
Q) Are you even a validly ordained Priest?
A) I was ordained on the same boat Fr. Plarvik was. This was in order to escape the persecutions of the Conciliar dioceses who refused to obey the WILL OF GOD by performing my ordination. So if you must question my ordination, you must also question Fr. Plarvik's.
Friday, June 15, 2007
Before I shot my television, however, there was a lot of talk about "Opus Dei". At first I was intrigued. Monk-assassins performing mortification until they bleed sounded like an order I could truly go for. But then I was disappointed to find out just how LIBERAL they really are. First of all, they believe that lay people performing earthly occupations can be done as an offering to God. This sounds like some Conciliar idea to me, as if everyone is a priest on some level. Now I have never read any Vatican II documents (it would be sinful for me to do so!), but I know it is heretical based on its fruits. Just look at nearby Spirit of Vatican II "Church"! Vatican II just HAS to be evil!
You also know Opus Dei must be heretical because John Paul II gave them a personal prelature. The last time I tried to get SSLI made a personal prelature, I was shown the door by some Swiss Guards.
Opus Dei has been added to the Index, along with Jane-of-Art (Thank you for the tip, Fr. Heidrich!)
Also all Truly Traditional Catholics MUST avoid the Priestly Fraternity of St. Peter! Sure, they LOOK traditional, but they are really Council-loving MODERNISTS!!
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
- Holy War
- fasting for 40 days
- corporal mortification
- dissent against Vatican II
- suppressed private revelation
- cultural superiority
- wearing black in summer
- the Spanish Inquisition (NOBODY expected that, right?)
- witch hunts
- burning heretics
- the "Dark Ages"
- Mel Gibson
I am fairly sure everything else bothers me.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Fr. Chadwick LeJanvier, SSLI
St. Leo the Great Chapel
1962 Main St. N.
Knoxville, TN 37929
I reget to inform ye tha' aie will not bae attendin' St. Leo's as yer associate pastor. Aie'll be transferrin' to a mission in Iraq thae'll conquer the Infidels wi'ar Holy Tradition. Soon thae Chaldeans will submit tae Rome an' tae One, Truly True Church. Don't ye be worryin' bout mae safety; Aie got mae Blessed Blades and Aie'm not so easy tae kill.
"In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen."
Fr. Alexander Anderson, SSLI
Paladin, Section XIII Iscariot Organization
Please give spiritual and material support Fr. Anderson and Section XIII and their mission in Iraq. Most Modernists don't care about the Chaldeans' salvation, but that's because they have abandoned extra Ecclesiam nulla salus.
I have already been able to contact a replacement for Fr. Anderson. I can assure you that he is of the same mind as our former associate.
Monday, June 11, 2007
The following interwebsites are VERBOTEN:
- The Holy See- contains Concililar Documents and an "updated" Catechism and Code of Canon Law (As if they ever need updating!)
- EWTN- "Catholic" television network that broadcasts Novus Ordo "Masses" and Conciliar teachings
- Curt Jester- "comedian" who often makes fun of us "rad trads". At least he supports the Motu Propio
- Spirit of Vatican 2- a deplorable local "Catholic faith community" whose transgressions are too long to even list here.
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Just look at them, they aren't the same person! We simply cannot take Pope Hilarius seriously.
We do, however, recognize the authority of Pope Benedict XVI and keep him in our prayers. Here is an example of a prayer we offer for the Holy Father:
Oh God, the shepherd and guide of all the faithful, look with favor upon Thy servant Pope Benedict XVI, whom Thou hast placed as pastor over Thy Church. Grant him, we beseech Thee, to leadest him out of the DARKNESS OF HERESY and LIBERALISM in which he walks and bring him into the LIGHT OF TRUTH. Amen.
Friday, June 8, 2007
I had a terrible time arriving in Knoxville today. For those that don't know, I had ordered a genuine Baroque Pipe organ on the interweb location e-bay. Being new to this, however, I failed to notice the fine print which read, "Pickup only". So having hauled the instrument almost to my destination, it failed to clear an underpass outside of Louisville. You should have seen the commotion! Upon arriving at St. Leo's, I was dismayed to realize it would not clear the doorway. I had to disassemble it pipe by pipe. I hope George knows how to reassemble it when he gets back.