Hopefully none of you read the SOV2 interweblog, as you would have committed a mortal sin if you did, but IF you did, I need to clarify a few things, lest anyone believe I have been conspiring with heretics. I was NOT planning any sort of "picnic" as Fr. Plarvik suggests. My plans were more along the lines of a coup d'etat while Fr. Plarvik was away so I could sell that horrid building for scrap and use the funds to build our new Chapel. Unfortunately, he refused to give me sole custody of the grounds. I did, however, manage to work out a new fundraising scheme.
We will be holding a bake sale during SOV2's "celebration." Every person will be given a QUOTA of 1200 brownies which must be sold at $5.00 a piece. If one does not sell all their brownies, they MUST purchase the remaining baked goods themselves.
I am REQUIRING all faithful Catholics to attend. I might have difficulty convincing Fr. Heidrich that picnics are not intrinsically evil (though there are plenty of occasions of sin at such festivities and I ask everyone to have custody of the eyes, ESPECIALLY around the labyrinth/main building area)
Meanwhile I have been given an offer by a nice, pious Italian family who may be able to help us in our renovation.
Chapel of St. Leo the Great (Under Construction)
We are a bastion against Modernism for the city of Knoxville, TN. We are truly not of this world. We are also opposed to "mission statements". Send electronic mail to: radtradchad at yahoo.com
Fr. Chadwick LeJanvier, SSLI
Pastor of St. Leo the Great Chapel
Fr. Michael A. Heidrich, SSLI
Parochial Vicar of St. Leo the Great Chapel
Fr. Alexander Anderson, SSLI
Ex-Parochial Vicar of St. Leo the Great Chapel (On Mission in Iraq)
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2 comments:
Since Father Chad excommunicated me I really had planned on attending this picnic. SOV2 was willing to accept me with open arms and there was a possibility of receiving a “group hug” during the sign of peace. As I stated on SOV2 — I will, however, maintain my modest dress of wool socks, combat boots and ankle length skirt. Maybe it will be an influence for good at my new church.
Well, now I feel a strong urge to visit the SOV2 website and read the post that has made you so defensive...!
And, since your denials have inspired me with curiosity regarding heretical works, I contend that your post is an OCCASION OF MORTAL SIN.
You should feel guilty. Very guilty.
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