Friday, June 29, 2007

Interweblog Rating

I'm quite surprised by our rating. We openly discuss the evils and consequences of heresy here that I would not think appropriate for children. Also, we are very selective as to who we admit here at St. Leo's.

Online Dating

Mingle2 - Online Dating

6 comments:

Rev. Fr. Michael said...

WHAT IS THIS? A "G" RATING? THAT IS BOTH LUDICROUS AND INSULTING. WE MOST CERTAINLY NOT A GROUP OF LIBERAL "EVERYONE IS WELCOME HERE NO MATTER WHERE THEY ARE ON THEIR SPIRITUAL JOURNEY" RELATIVISTS.

What’s more, this deceitful interweblog rating system site has hijacked our truthy interweblog to promote their mortally sinful online dating service. THE GATES OF HELL SHALL NEVER PREVAIL AGAINST THE SSLI. I COMMAND SATAN AND HIS LUSTFUL ARMIES TO LEAVE THIS HOLY PLACE AT ONCE! MINGLE2... EXCOMMUNICATED.

+ Rev. Fr. Michael A. Heidrich +

P.S. - I will be undertaking a new initiative aimed at making our truthy interweblog less "G" and more "X" (as in eXclusive). Look for harsher and less inclusive content in the future.

Anonymous said...

But aren't traditionalists supposed to be all about homeschooling? I would expect SSLI content to be proudly, obnoxiously, sickeningly, counter-culturally "G"....! No one should be allowed to swear around here. Or talk about s-x.

Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC said...

Rev. Fr Michael,
You are completely correct, Father. I smell Musselman intrigue behind this. Mingle2 is obviously a thinly disguised front that the FreeMasons of NewChurch and the Mohammedans are using to attack the Truly True Church. Rest assured, the entire staff of Mingle2 has been added to my list of "People to be mercilessly trampled beneath a calvary charge."

Look for harsher and less inclusive content in the future.
The swords of the HKTTC stand ready to enforce your directive, Father. Any commentators trying to make this interweblog "inclusive" will be tickled with the wrong end of a cutlass.

Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
'I love the smell of spilt heretic blood in the morning'

radtradchad said...

I concur, o anonymous one. The issue is that we have already discussed risqué subjects such as the Novus Ordo that I do not want families to be scandalized when their impressionable children read the evils that the Conciliar Church does on our interweblog. The "G" rating is misleading.

-Fr. Chadwick LeJanvier, SSLI

Hidden One said...

Maybe as an apostalate, to counter the NO, you should post a link to the full text of the Tridentine Mass. [I have such a link bookmarked in my web browser that I'd give to you, but no, you excommunicated me.]

XXXXXX said...

Fr. LeJanvier,

I have just spoken to my superior, Agent Johnson. He is sending a check to your parish to repay your hospitality. I think that he was sending around $450, but then the IRS heard about the sum and said something about it being taxable income. They took about a third of it, but you should be getting about $300 for my first month of rent soon--I know that you can use all the money that you can get to build your new Cathedral.

Thank you again for the room--hopefully soon I can find a location that I can use as a headquarters and bring in some of the other agents who will be working with me (since this has become quite an intricate investigation).

I'm afraid I have to take over George's headquarters for the Inquisition again, but just for the night (that closet under the stairs makes a great darkroom to develop my most recent photos).

Agent Smith,
Department of Homeland Security