Wednesday, June 20, 2007
In order to deal with the increasing number of heresy sightings, I have installed a new position of Inquisitor Generalis here at the Chapel. Due to our current staff shortage, George the Organist will have to take on this position as well. I have installed the above Mouth in which one can deposit anonymously reports of heresy and derision. I had to spend the renovation funds to have it installed, I'm afraid.
Accusations may also be mailed to:
c/o St. Leo the Great Chapel
1962 Main St. N.
Knoxville, TN 37929
Or they may be left in the comments box of this post.
Pray that our endeavor would be pleasing to Tomas de Torquemada, of good memory.