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Chapel of St. Leo the Great (Under Construction)
We are a bastion against Modernism for the city of Knoxville, TN. We are truly not of this world. We are also opposed to "mission statements". Send electronic mail to: radtradchad at yahoo.com
Fr. Chadwick LeJanvier, SSLI
Pastor of St. Leo the Great Chapel
Fr. Michael A. Heidrich, SSLI
Parochial Vicar of St. Leo the Great Chapel
Fr. Alexander Anderson, SSLI
Ex-Parochial Vicar of St. Leo the Great Chapel (On Mission in Iraq)
Index Prohibitum
The interweb links below contain heresy and have been deemed spiritually dangerous
6 comments:
WHAT IS THIS? A "G" RATING? THAT IS BOTH LUDICROUS AND INSULTING. WE MOST CERTAINLY NOT A GROUP OF LIBERAL "EVERYONE IS WELCOME HERE NO MATTER WHERE THEY ARE ON THEIR SPIRITUAL JOURNEY" RELATIVISTS.
What’s more, this deceitful interweblog rating system site has hijacked our truthy interweblog to promote their mortally sinful online dating service. THE GATES OF HELL SHALL NEVER PREVAIL AGAINST THE SSLI. I COMMAND SATAN AND HIS LUSTFUL ARMIES TO LEAVE THIS HOLY PLACE AT ONCE! MINGLE2... EXCOMMUNICATED.
+ Rev. Fr. Michael A. Heidrich +
P.S. - I will be undertaking a new initiative aimed at making our truthy interweblog less "G" and more "X" (as in eXclusive). Look for harsher and less inclusive content in the future.
But aren't traditionalists supposed to be all about homeschooling? I would expect SSLI content to be proudly, obnoxiously, sickeningly, counter-culturally "G"....! No one should be allowed to swear around here. Or talk about s-x.
Rev. Fr Michael,
You are completely correct, Father. I smell Musselman intrigue behind this. Mingle2 is obviously a thinly disguised front that the FreeMasons of NewChurch and the Mohammedans are using to attack the Truly True Church. Rest assured, the entire staff of Mingle2 has been added to my list of "People to be mercilessly trampled beneath a calvary charge."
Look for harsher and less inclusive content in the future.
The swords of the HKTTC stand ready to enforce your directive, Father. Any commentators trying to make this interweblog "inclusive" will be tickled with the wrong end of a cutlass.
Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
'I love the smell of spilt heretic blood in the morning'
I concur, o anonymous one. The issue is that we have already discussed risqué subjects such as the Novus Ordo that I do not want families to be scandalized when their impressionable children read the evils that the Conciliar Church does on our interweblog. The "G" rating is misleading.
-Fr. Chadwick LeJanvier, SSLI
Maybe as an apostalate, to counter the NO, you should post a link to the full text of the Tridentine Mass. [I have such a link bookmarked in my web browser that I'd give to you, but no, you excommunicated me.]
Fr. LeJanvier,
I have just spoken to my superior, Agent Johnson. He is sending a check to your parish to repay your hospitality. I think that he was sending around $450, but then the IRS heard about the sum and said something about it being taxable income. They took about a third of it, but you should be getting about $300 for my first month of rent soon--I know that you can use all the money that you can get to build your new Cathedral.
Thank you again for the room--hopefully soon I can find a location that I can use as a headquarters and bring in some of the other agents who will be working with me (since this has become quite an intricate investigation).
I'm afraid I have to take over George's headquarters for the Inquisition again, but just for the night (that closet under the stairs makes a great darkroom to develop my most recent photos).
Agent Smith,
Department of Homeland Security
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