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Friday, June 29, 2007
Interweblog Rating
I'm quite surprised by our rating. We openly discuss the evils and consequences of heresy here that I would not think appropriate for children. Also, we are very selective as to who we admit here at St. Leo's.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
An Announcement
I have been informed by Vincenzo and Alto Borgia of the Altar Society (and our newest and most generous benefactors, I might add) that no more contributions to the Motu Propio betting pool will be accepted. Thank you.
Also, I forgot to mention in the bulletin the Free Triddy bears are currently available in the vestibule (no, the bears themselves are NOT free).
Also, I forgot to mention in the bulletin the Free Triddy bears are currently available in the vestibule (no, the bears themselves are NOT free).
Miraculous Photograph!
This is really SCARY!!! Is it an Apparition of the Holy Ghost? A sign of the apocalypse?? A demon? Whatever it is, it is definitely supernatural cause lights don't just appear in the air like that! I've gotta ask Fr. Chad about this!
Monday, June 25, 2007
Reinforcements Arrive!
With all the recent excommunications, I do not want people to despair and think ALL the world is in Darkness (though almost all of it is). So today I give you some other Truly Traditional Catholics who share in our cause:
Also Fr. Heidrich has agreed to attend the picnic, under the condition that HE shall bake the brownies to ensure they are not enjoyable and in fact a penance to consume.
Also Fr. Heidrich has agreed to attend the picnic, under the condition that HE shall bake the brownies to ensure they are not enjoyable and in fact a penance to consume.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Hi, everybody!
I'm George the Organist. I'm burning the midnight oil tonight repairing the organ. We ran a test run Friday with some gregorian chant and in a few minutes there was this lady's scream and Fr. Chad told me it was some evil woman in polyester possessed by a vatican spirit. I'm terribly afraid of ghosts and demons and the like I shouldn't be writing about them when its all dark here and the bewitching hour it scares me but fortunately i'm standing on holy ground so i'm ok.
Fr. Chad made me an inkiziter i think that's what he called it so I need to add some websites. I didn't want to take the job because it takes me away from my organ (Fr. Chad you really shouldn't have disassembled it the way you did you broke several trackers and i had to replace some of the flue pipes) but I always obey Fr. Chad so I accepted the job so here are those websites he told me to add. I'm not so poetic with ex-communicating people like Fr. Chad and Fr. Michael are but here is the list of websites he told me to add:
Fr. Chad made me an inkiziter i think that's what he called it so I need to add some websites. I didn't want to take the job because it takes me away from my organ (Fr. Chad you really shouldn't have disassembled it the way you did you broke several trackers and i had to replace some of the flue pipes) but I always obey Fr. Chad so I accepted the job so here are those websites he told me to add. I'm not so poetic with ex-communicating people like Fr. Chad and Fr. Michael are but here is the list of websites he told me to add:
Lack of Funds
Hopefully none of you read the SOV2 interweblog, as you would have committed a mortal sin if you did, but IF you did, I need to clarify a few things, lest anyone believe I have been conspiring with heretics. I was NOT planning any sort of "picnic" as Fr. Plarvik suggests. My plans were more along the lines of a coup d'etat while Fr. Plarvik was away so I could sell that horrid building for scrap and use the funds to build our new Chapel. Unfortunately, he refused to give me sole custody of the grounds. I did, however, manage to work out a new fundraising scheme.
We will be holding a bake sale during SOV2's "celebration." Every person will be given a QUOTA of 1200 brownies which must be sold at $5.00 a piece. If one does not sell all their brownies, they MUST purchase the remaining baked goods themselves.
I am REQUIRING all faithful Catholics to attend. I might have difficulty convincing Fr. Heidrich that picnics are not intrinsically evil (though there are plenty of occasions of sin at such festivities and I ask everyone to have custody of the eyes, ESPECIALLY around the labyrinth/main building area)
Meanwhile I have been given an offer by a nice, pious Italian family who may be able to help us in our renovation.
We will be holding a bake sale during SOV2's "celebration." Every person will be given a QUOTA of 1200 brownies which must be sold at $5.00 a piece. If one does not sell all their brownies, they MUST purchase the remaining baked goods themselves.
I am REQUIRING all faithful Catholics to attend. I might have difficulty convincing Fr. Heidrich that picnics are not intrinsically evil (though there are plenty of occasions of sin at such festivities and I ask everyone to have custody of the eyes, ESPECIALLY around the labyrinth/main building area)
Meanwhile I have been given an offer by a nice, pious Italian family who may be able to help us in our renovation.
Friday, June 22, 2007
Liturgical Abuse!
The above "Mass" is from the Church of St. Agnes in St. Paul, MN. It follows the rubrics of the Novus Ordo. It is only a matter of time before they begin celebrating CLOWN MASSES!Meanwhile Agent Smith showed me some of the high resolution photographs he has taken of what an SOV2 liturgy is like. It is so horrid I cannot post the details for it is dangerous for the weak of faith (or faint of heart!). Besides, he said they were classified.
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